I'm looking for a girl who not only would I not mind being marooned on a deserted island with, but a girl with whom I would actually hope for that situation to occur. When I was 14, I got my pants caught in an airport escalator. The escalator ripped my pants clean off and I was forced to ride pantless. The flight attendants would not stop hitting on me. I am an 80s who likes to get 80s wild. If I could live the life of any movie character, it would be Marty McFly. I have the hoverboard and I'm working on getting the rest. I rock myself and anyone who stands in my way like a hurricane. If you're lucky, you might just be the Chalupa Supreme in the drive-thru order of my life. My favorite Golden Girl is Rose because she shares her name with Derrick Rose. I am an avid dodgeball player. I was approached about playing professionally but I wasn't ready to handle having a dodgeball shoe named after me just yet. I care for my with unconditional love and friendship. He reciprocates by peeing on the floor.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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