Hey there ladies, I am quite the free spirited type of guy. Outgoing, friendly, cute, sexy, and willing to see where things can lead us. I am not going to write all the things I want to do or want you to do for me - otherwise I would be writing a novel here - and it would ruin all the fun and mystique of meeting on line. I am looking for some hot times, a change of pace from my normal routines. My father was a relentlessly self improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My hood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge less. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaved scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

My Ideal Person Are you hot, sexy, willing to explore. Are you desiring someone who takes pleasure in giving pleasure. Then what the heck are you waiting for. Be bold and daring. Send a hello. Who knows, maybe I am exactly what you are looking for.