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I'm a fake
I'm a fake That's what she said. She said my pictures don't real. I said, what, like my dick is of proportion to my body? She said NO, that's why I think you're fake. I don't trust you. Ha! Wow. I've been on here a long time and this has never happened to me. She is an attractive woman, although I haven't seen her but her body is pop-culture . Hell she could be missing teeth and I'd still be down for a good time. She had lamented this one time in our brief conversations about how she was just trying to get laid and it wasn't quite working out- people are dishonest. I think she's been burned AT LEAST once by folks misrepresenting themselves. Her first message back to me (I wasn't even expecting one because she's got a nice body so everyone must IM her) was something like: "You're pictures fake! Awesome!!" Maybe it was sarcasm and I just didn't get it then. I am thinking that now that reflecting on it. That was the first time anyone accused me of being fake! I actually thought and think it's funny, but after that we did have an exchange for a couple minutes. Then she or I got offline, I forget which. Next time, I IM her. We sort of talk a bit, I think this is the conversation where she was pissed about dishonest assholes. ALSO, she is on her phone- and I am on a laptop. The IM function is notoriously awful, and between the two there was noticeable lag, making some responses between us ridiculous. She noticed it first because she is a smart lady . LAST time, I IM her. She's still confused about why even talking to her, and all like, " trying to fuck you, damnit!" (not in those words, quite gentlemanly if I do say so myself, but ya know?). She still doesn't trust , a fake. SO I say meet a bar or someplace nice and public? No response. THEN, I have a great idea! I own a webcam! I tell her I have one, I'll go find it and hook it up tomorrow (it's late and tired this point, I know right where it is but I want to crash). No response. mobile (or, what?.....) TONIGHT! GOOD FRIDAY! I got my webcam hooked up, I get nicely buzzed from my whiskey and ready to show her myself in real time because, well, shit! just trying to get laid too! A good lead is a good lead, and patient. Too patient. I'll probably die before I get some good regular sex. Anyway, she gets on - and I send a message. Well, messages: Hey good evening. I set up my webcam. :19 PM Want to see? :19 PM (she gets offline, returns) Hey good evening. I set up my webcam. Want to see? :24 PM just sayin' cuz it's pretty hard to fake a live stream... :29 PM you just give the word and I'll 'send webcam' :30 PM (she goes offline within minutes) All delivered, none read. Oh well. It's not like I won't try again until satisfied she's not real or will absolutely have nothing to do with . I think she is real and worth chipping away . I told her to read my blog, but who knows. It's getting to be embarrassing for that I've been on this site for... a... decade... Although accused of being fake is sort of... flattering?! My body is too awesome, I can't possibly be real? Is that the message getting here? Why thank you, I do believe I'll take that compliment |
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4/19/2019 9:09 pm |
Obligatory comment. Ignore AT YOUR CONVENIENCE. Hat tip MissThee
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4/19/2019 9:26 pm |
Your pics do not appear fake to me...
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She's weird. Or shy. Or .. ? Your pics don't look fake and they basically match the details in your profile. Your cock looks bigger than average .. Well, now that you've got that webcam set up you might as well approach other women.
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4/20/2019 4:25 am |
don't take it too hard... that's internet life there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity
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4/20/2019 10:59 am |
Thanks for the comments and suggestions! I'm really more amused by this whole thing than anything.
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